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I Have a Confession To Make

I don’t like sweaters...but I like these.

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Sissy Chacon
Jan 07, 2025
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SWEATERS FOR SHORTIES

I hate sweaters. Okay, not all sweaters. At 5'4", with a longish lower torso and ample booty, a lot of sweaters hit me all wrong. (Do you feel me, my five foot five and under friends??) That stupid, flaccid hem band hitting right at the most projected point of curvature, doing nothing to enhance nor elegantly shroud my figure, only …

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