Capping, Tightening, Pivoting, Expanding,

Plus purity pledges, the metaphorical belt, literal belts, & consolidated dressing

Back to School, yes, me

I am now officially a Sex Coach in Training.

I’m thinking of capping my Substack posts to 500 words…but not today. I know I certainly don’t have the time to read all of the Substacks and newsletters coming to my inbox every day. I would probably read more if they were capped at 500. I get it, though. I just think I’m so dang funny …